Society:  Get a job.
Society:  But not a cheap job, a respectable, full-time job.
Society:  Go to school.
Society:  A Good School that requires you to have high grades in high school and high scores on every test you take that will make you have a well-paying job in the future to pay off your tens of thousands in debt.
Society:  You know what? Do both at the same time because living ain't cheap while you're in school.
Society:  ...
Society:  Why are you so stressed out?

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

iamglennc0c0:

megnesiums:

theangelictennant:

all1sees:

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

okay I keep seeing this and I felt the need to point out that humans are in fact any shade of brown/tan on the outside, if you mash them they are red, and if you skin them they are pink. no I will not be including photos.

ok hannibal

THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS

aaropostle:

Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.

me:  *pulls up to the drive thru*
cashier:  hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
me:  can i get a hell yeah